Gosh durnit. The fancy new layout was lookin' saaaweeeeet, until a friend informed me that my comments were disabled. Obviously, the code I used for the template was en Español y HTML, two languages I am only just passable in. Like, I can get to the bathroom in Mexico and strike out words, but please don't ask me to give you directions on cascading style sheets or how to get to the biblioteca.
Don't be surprised if the layout changes a few more times - I'm a girl on a mission.